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7 Types of Guys you Meet at the Beach in Egypt

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Egyptian man on the beach

We’re all addicted to the beach and we all wish we could live by it, but we all also know that that’s almost impossible, so the only way to come even remotely close to our wish is to spend all our time at it during summertime. Being the beach leach that you are, you certainly have come across tons & tons of guys; some you wish you’d spat on and others you wish came up and talked to you. Let’s rummage through the types of guys that you meet at the beach: 

1. Brens El Bahr:

“Tab Haleff laffa keda w arga3loko”

Brens El Bahr is the dude who knows everyone at the beach and doesn’t know how to sit with one group. He has his left hand raised up at all times because he’s always waving at someone. His swimming suit probably has Hawaiian patterns on it. He definitely plays a water sport and his tan is permanent.

2. Saffah El Underage:

“Ermy el haga el ma3ak di tafsh, w khod 3andak *Gets stuff out* dah ba2a el gedeed”

This one is always 37 or above. He’s way older than you are, he has a wife and kids that only God knows where they could be. He’s healthy and doesn’t have a bad figure at all. He’s been coming to this place since the 80s and knows all its history. He has friends his age but prefers to stick to those who are way younger than he is. His jokes are sometimes awkward and outdated, but the group keeps him around anyway.

3. El Mosta2zeb

“La ana tamam, rooho ento ana hastana”

He has his own crowd that he hangs out with but at the same time beyheb yakhod corner. He doesn’t talk much and when he does, it’s usually about very specific topics like Indie music and psychedelic drugs. He lets his hair and beard go wild a lot w fag2a beysaykeb 3aleihom w yeshelhom.

4. El Bahroog

“Gama3a, ana gebt kasr kteer 3ashan matetkhan2oosh ma3 ba3d”

It doesn’t matter where he is, he’s going to wear his Aladdin pants anyway; along with his tank top and his vintage glasses. He’s fun to be around, saffeef, goes with the flow, likes to be in control of the music, sleeps a lot and is the first to dance.

5. El Kashkoul

“Ya ged3an balash hezar fi hewar el sunscreen dah 3ashan fel akher hatendamo”

He’s not even used to being on vacation and having a good time is definitely not his forte. Beyakhod ghots saree3 w yetla3, lessa beyelbess trunks w beyerfa3hom lehad soreto, some d-bag always unintentionally breaks his glasses but it doesn’t mater, cause this dude came prepared with another set. He always carries around the best of everything but doesn’t use it that much; the best quality speakers, the biggest floatee, the most expensive shades, maybe even has his own jet ski but unfortunately, he’s always the underdog.

6. El Sha2eet

“Enti hate3meli eih belil?

He always has a drink in his hand, his swimming suit is almost always the right amount of short; never too long so not to be called a shenf and never too short so not to be called sissy. His body is obviously impressive and you can never tell whether he was born that hairless or whether he just shaves it all off. If there’s a hot new girl around, he always makes sure that he mentions the party he’ll be at tonight or the party he’s been to a weekend ago.

7. Hair Code

“Eih dah ento 3amleen hafla men gheiry?!”

He probably came here alone to meet some new “friends”. He says yes to any offered drinks, even if he doesn’t know what they are. He wears a long necklace around his neck at all times. He likes to stay shirtless. Shades always a little too big and he never wants to contribute when it’s time to divide alcohol money.

 

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The Egyptian Film ‘Photocopy” makes it to London

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The Egyptian Film “Photocopy” made it to London and is set to screen on the 13th of December, the movie was first premiered at the Gouna Film Festival and was awarded the Golden Star for Best Arabic Feature Narrative Film. 

The film is written by Haitham Dabbour, directed by Tamer Ashry and starred Mahmoud Hemeida, Sherine Reda, Farah Youssef, Aly Tayeb and Ahmed Dash, among others.

The plot revolves around an elder man who led a normal life as a data-entry typist in a governmental job and was never married. When he decides to retire early and opens a photocopy shop, his life takes a new turn and he manages to change the depressing reality of his lifestyle. 

Dabbour explains that the movie tackles issues that concern the elderly and thus opening new topics that were portrayed in the Egyptian cinema, he also added that it was challenging for him to try and maintain high artistic sides and still make it entertaining for the audience. But it’s fair to say that he successfully achieved that; seeing how the script got nominated for the Sawiris Cultural Awards, and it should be praised for he has been working on it since 2013. 

Hopefully the film can create more hits during its screening in London and generate more admiration not only to the script, but to the overall work of the crew that will reflect the Egyptian creativity in filmmaking. 

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Rami Malek, Egypt’s pride and joy!

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Rami Malek’s nomination for a Golden Globe, leaves us once again feeling proud! 

Rami Malek got nominated for a Golden Globe award as Best Actor in a Motion picture- Drama, for his role in this year’s hit, Bohemian Rhaosody, as Freddie Mercury. The movie is also nominated for the Best Motion Picture, but we all know who we will be rooting for during the awards, Rami Malek! The Egyptian heritage, who got to perform such an iconic role in a movie recommended by the whole world. 

Malek explained during an interview that in order for him to nail such a role, he actually watched Mercury’s original 1985 Live Aid performance more than 1.500 times! Talk about persistence ladies and gentlemen, can we be more any proud? 

He also added: “That’s something we tried to get move for move, even just gesture for gesture perfectly.

“It felt like I had it in my bones and I didn’t want to keep going back to it. It felt like sometimes you would lose a little bit of the authenticity if you tried to nail it so perfectly.” Rami Malek is nominated along with other outstanding celebrities, Bradley Cooper in A Star Is Born, Willem Dafoe in At Eternity’s Gate, Lucas Hedges in Boy Erased and John David Washington in BlacKkKlansman. But we hope to celebrate his win nonetheless, and soon! 

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El-Deif makes Egypt proud at the Tallinn Black Nights Film Festival

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El-Deif lands its first Award in the Tallinn Black Nights Film Festival

“El-Deif” a movie directed by Hadi Elbagoury and written by journalist Ibrahim Eissa, took part in the 22nd Tallinn Black Nights Film Festival in Estonia, making it the first and only Egyptian film to be participating in such a worldwide competition. The film didn’t only make it to a full house screening during the world premiere, but it was also granted the Public Award.

The film starred Khaled El Sawy, Shereen Reda and the uprising young faces, Ahamed Malek and Jamila Awad along with the guests of honor Maged El Kedwany and Mohamed Mamdouh. The plot revolves around a young man who goes to a family dinner and events escalate from there in an odd and unpredicted direction.

It’s important to highlight the fact that the festival is an A-rated one and it presents around 250 film and 300 short and animated movies, this is why such a participation and win is a huge deal and gives Egypt utter pride to be witnessing Egyptian movies making it to worldwide film festivals.

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