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This 1930s Guide on how Women Should Act on a Date Will Blow your Mind

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Today, ladies and gents of the 21st century, I’ve gathered up a pretty interesting photo album that dates back to 1938. The album consists of a string of the most important dating advice that you’ll ever come across. Trust me, you will crack up when you dig through this abomination of an album. So, powder your nose and tighten up your corsets because gals, your men are gonna be wowed after you apply the following:

Yes, Susan. Don’t drink because it dumbs you down even more. Order coke, it’s safer. Nope, not the white kind.

Come’on, Susan! You know how fragile his masculinity must be, don’t push it! Men hate being touched.

I once talked to my date about a backpack that I’d just bought, and it surely didn’t end well…because of the backpack thing, of course. Now, I start conversations by asking about his car engine or about his testosterone levels.

Susan, I told you before! “Man” needs his mirror badly. “Man” hurts “neck” when “man” looks behind.

Notice how they wrote “Men” followed by “Girls” like being a “woman” wasn’t even a thing.

Sorry to be the one to break it down to you, Rosa but Ralph left you because you liked crossing your legs. Besides, you never laughed at his terrible jokes. And the gum thing at the diner was just too much for his grown ass to take.


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Basically, avoid anything that has a wiener. Let him speak on behalf of the both of you because f*ck common sense.

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10 Kickass Old Egyptian Series To Watch!

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Ragel we set setat

You must’ve watched at least one of those old epic Egyptian series! One of the best things to do with the family a long time ago was gathering around a TV screen with Leb abyad and start getting El Nahar Channel! Let’s get started!

1.) Tamer W Shaw2eya

You’re not a true Egyptian if you haven’t watched at least one episode of this extremely comedian couples! It’s release date was 4th of September, 1995 Starring Ahmed El Fishawy and of course Mai Kassab. Furthermore, most kids gather up in the evening for a night full of laughter!

2.) Hekayet Hayah

Hekayet Hayah isn’t a very old Egyptian series but it has won many attention! It was released in Ramadan of 2013 Starring Ghada Abdelrazik & Ahmed Zaher & many more. If you’re into drama than this would fit you perfectly, it talks about Hayah who had been forced to enter a Psychiatric Hospital by her family. After 13 years, she escaped from the hospital and she starts her new life trying to get back her son who do not know that she is his real mother. So, go on a huge rollercoaster ride with Hayah!

3.) Ragel We Set Setat 

You’re not a true Egyptian in blood if you haven’t watched at least an episode of Ragel We Set Setat! Some people watched it in an airplane for a flashback or as a family at home cracking up together. No matter how much we’ve watched it, the jokes gets us to laugh every single time! It starred Ashraf AbdElBaki (Adel) & Lekaa El Khameesy, it talks about Adel, who works at an antique shop, lives with 6 women at home, his daughter, his mother, his wife, his sister, his wife’s sister and lastly his mother in law! He faces their constant funny arguments and he even gets into more arguments with them! It’s awesome to watch!

4.) 3aiza Atgawez

This series is one of the funniest, yet relatable to watch. Starring Hend Sabry & Ahmed Fouad and it was released in 2010. Not very old but extremely light hearted comedy with a hint of romance!

A young pharmacist from a middle class family hopes to get married before turning thirty. Want something light to watch? Then, this is your choice!

5.) Raafat El Haggen 

Well, if you’re into Mystery, Drama & Crime then you’ll probably fall in love with this series. Starring Mahmoud Abdelaziz & Yousra and it was first released in 27th of March 1990. The story talks about the espionage epic inspired by the story of the Egyptian secret agent Refaat Suleiman who was planted inside the Israeli society to bring information to the Egyptian intelligence. Refaat Suleiman in the series is Raafat El Hagan, and we follow how he entered Israel, and how he is always tracked by the Mousad, and the hardships he goes through and the choices he makes in order to blend within this new society through the seasons. It’s truly amazing!

6.) Yawmeyat Wanees

Well, you’ve must’ve watched at least one episode of this legendary TV series! Starring Mohamed Sobhi and Soad Nasr, first released in 1994. Wanees and Maysa are proud parents who want what’s best for their four children. They teach them what’s right and wrong, and discover that they are also learning new things. It’s amazing, must watch.

7.) Bassant We Diyasty 

Most children gathered right before Iftar in Ramadan to watch an amazing animation series with Bassant & Diyasty! Starring Salah AbdAllah & Hanan Turk and it was first released in 2008! It’s very comedian and suitable for kids to keep them quiet till iftar time!

8.) 3a2elet El Hag Metwaly

This kickass dramatic series is amazing! Starring Ghada Abdelrazik & Ragaa El Gadawy and it was first released in 2001. It talks about the private life of Metwali, a successful businessman, who gets to be married to four women at a time.

9.) El Bab Fil Bab

This is one of those hilarious series to watch, light comedy and with hint of romantic. It’s cute honestly. Starring Sherif Salama & Ahmed Kandil and it was first released in 2014. This comedy series revolves around the story of a mother (Leila Taher), her son and his wife, who live in adjoining apartments. The show illustrates the ways the mother interferes in her son’s life and marriage, addressing the various social issues related to the role of the mother-in-law. During this season, the mother begins to accept her daughter-in-law and to give into the idea that her son and his wife have their own independent lives. It’s an amazing tv show honestly!

10.) Bakkar 

You must’ve heard at least once of Bakkar and it’s awesome! Bakkar is an Egyptian cartoon series that has been broadcast on Arabic TV stations during the Muslim holy month of Ramadan each year since the late 1990s. The series revolves around the adventures of a young Nubian-Egyptian boy named Bakkar, his pet Rashida, and his friends. Episodes tend to be underpinned by a moral message and nationalist themes. The opening and closing songs are by famed Nubian-Egyptian singer Mohammed Mounir. The opening song in particular stresses a nationalist love for Egypt and the River Nile, and is very popular, especially with young children. Want a throwback to your childhood? Feeling homesick? Watch Bakkar!

Watch at least one of those epic series that everyone fell in love with from that first episode! Tell us below your favorite series from above or remind us a series that we’ve missed out!

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This Artist Turns Lyrics Into Colors

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Synesthesia is a perceptual phenomenon in which stimulation of one sensory or cognitive pathway leads to automatic, involuntary experiences in a second sensory or cognitive pathway.People who report a lifelong history of such experiences are known as synesthetes – Wikipedia

Melissa McCrack is a young artist who turns her rare neurological condition into masterpieces.

Melissa though that everyone was capable of seeing colors constantly in everything till she was 15 years old

The extraordinary artist doesn’t see her condition as a disability, on the contrary, it is a muse; Melissa believes that each number and letter has a specific color.

Check out more of Melissa’s art on Instagram, Facebook and her website.

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7 Types of Guys you Meet at the Beach in Egypt

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We’re all addicted to the beach and we all wish we could live by it, but we all also know that that’s almost impossible, so the only way to come even remotely close to our wish is to spend all our time at it during summertime. Being the beach leach that you are, you certainly have come across tons & tons of guys; some you wish you’d spat on and others you wish came up and talked to you. Let’s rummage through the types of guys that you meet at the beach: 

1. Brens El Bahr:

“Tab Haleff laffa keda w arga3loko”

Brens El Bahr is the dude who knows everyone at the beach and doesn’t know how to sit with one group. He has his left hand raised up at all times because he’s always waving at someone. His swimming suit probably has Hawaiian patterns on it. He definitely plays a water sport and his tan is permanent.

2. Saffah El Underage:

“Ermy el haga el ma3ak di tafsh, w khod 3andak *Gets stuff out* dah ba2a el gedeed”

This one is always 37 or above. He’s way older than you are, he has a wife and kids that only God knows where they could be. He’s healthy and doesn’t have a bad figure at all. He’s been coming to this place since the 80s and knows all its history. He has friends his age but prefers to stick to those who are way younger than he is. His jokes are sometimes awkward and outdated, but the group keeps him around anyway.

3. El Mosta2zeb

“La ana tamam, rooho ento ana hastana”

He has his own crowd that he hangs out with but at the same time beyheb yakhod corner. He doesn’t talk much and when he does, it’s usually about very specific topics like Indie music and psychedelic drugs. He lets his hair and beard go wild a lot w fag2a beysaykeb 3aleihom w yeshelhom.

4. El Bahroog

“Gama3a, ana gebt kasr kteer 3ashan matetkhan2oosh ma3 ba3d”

It doesn’t matter where he is, he’s going to wear his Aladdin pants anyway; along with his tank top and his vintage glasses. He’s fun to be around, saffeef, goes with the flow, likes to be in control of the music, sleeps a lot and is the first to dance.

5. El Kashkoul

“Ya ged3an balash hezar fi hewar el sunscreen dah 3ashan fel akher hatendamo”

He’s not even used to being on vacation and having a good time is definitely not his forte. Beyakhod ghots saree3 w yetla3, lessa beyelbess trunks w beyerfa3hom lehad soreto, some d-bag always unintentionally breaks his glasses but it doesn’t mater, cause this dude came prepared with another set. He always carries around the best of everything but doesn’t use it that much; the best quality speakers, the biggest floatee, the most expensive shades, maybe even has his own jet ski but unfortunately, he’s always the underdog.

6. El Sha2eet

“Enti hate3meli eih belil?

He always has a drink in his hand, his swimming suit is almost always the right amount of short; never too long so not to be called a shenf and never too short so not to be called sissy. His body is obviously impressive and you can never tell whether he was born that hairless or whether he just shaves it all off. If there’s a hot new girl around, he always makes sure that he mentions the party he’ll be at tonight or the party he’s been to a weekend ago.

7. Hair Code

“Eih dah ento 3amleen hafla men gheiry?!”

He probably came here alone to meet some new “friends”. He says yes to any offered drinks, even if he doesn’t know what they are. He wears a long necklace around his neck at all times. He likes to stay shirtless. Shades always a little too big and he never wants to contribute when it’s time to divide alcohol money.

 

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